It's awesome for WRC and other rally and off road races. One of the only ways to keep up on Dakar. Welcome to Jalopnik. Have fun here and no trolling.

"Just going 2 go pick up more hookers & blow. Have to remember to get this gun licensed."

Ah. I see. I log in through Twitter, not crazy about Facebook. Well, welcome back:)

'Sup? :)

No apology or explanation necessary. Bikes are quite sexy for many people I think. Even then, they vary. I prefer the Superbikes, like WSBK or MotoGP style, or older Brit, German, and Italian bikes from the late '60s and '70s. I do know women who love Two Strokers for reasons that can not be printed on the front…

Ahem. I guess I should have clarified for some that aren't familiar with me, I'm a chick. Occasionally guys do make great "bottoms," and are quite enjoyable to exercise a little thigh control on;) The man=the bike.

Bikes make me think more of a man than trucks. Rossi's position on this bike should give you a damn good idea why I feel that way. Trucks, meh. Can be male or female, I guess they're bi? Some of them are macho as shit, some are pavement princesses.

"Even in a neglected state, these cars still drive great and are dead nuts reliable." Ayup.

Nice Price all the way. Luxo Warhorse.

Whew. You said, "for now." Don't kick the Huayra to the curb permanently.

I'm shocked;) This photo should be captioned, "m5manny bait." LOL

Very nice. I love it.

Cool. Thanks.

Unimogs will eat your babies. I want one so bad. Somewhere I read the truck had summer tires on it and overall wasn't really prepared for the haul. I just want to know how the heck are they going to get both vehicles out of their new, steep mess?

I see what you did there;) Welcome to Jalopnik. Have fun here and no trolling.

Shhh. The Hamster is undercover for April Fool's;)

I just thought he used the Merc for running prayer meetings out of Hare Krishna style.

ROFL! I see you two are having quite the April Fool's fun.

Oh dear! O_O! I bet Matt would make for quite the sugary treat in the Texas heat. Wonder how many packs of cigarettes would change hands to be his bunk mate;)

I have heard of this Ft.Worth. Somewhere near Laredo right;) It's ok. As long as we don't see your nekkid hiney running across the nightly news, it's all good.