Well, of that's the worst thing that's going to happen to me today, I'm going to have one of the best days ever;) Hmmm, I'd want my bodyguards to not only have a Dakar truck, but also bikes for maneuverability and to scout upcoming immediate danger. Maybe a helicopter thrown in depending on who I was and how bad the…

LOL. First, much truth here. Secondly, you've lost your damn mind.

Internet anonymity ftw. Besides the first Jalop to show up at my door will be sorely disappointed to learn I'm a 400 pound guy named Phil living in my parents basement.

I'll approve you just to see the pics. Welcome to Jalopnik. Have fun and no trolling.

Welcome to Jalopnik. Have fun and no trolling.

Ok. Truth? I want a Unimog and a Zondra.

Very nice. Yeah, I heard Nibbles was grenading the front page. You, me, and the fam could go for a ride over Quebec!

Cheese. My friend. Just cheese.

Well, yeah. An F1 is the penultimate isn't it? Tell you what. When I win lotto, I'll buy you your F1.

Yeah, it's funny, I used to be on the "Do not like the Bugatti," train. However, the speed and construction have won me over. I would rather have a Pagani Zondra or a Koenigsegg Agera R, but I'm not kicking a Veyron out of the garage.

It's a shame what some asshats have done to the Bugatti. Chome covered? Check. Gold plated? Check. It is a beautiful and powerful car IMHO.

Time to go old school with mags and rags;)

Awww, poor Pessi. You always have Jalopnik.

Showing up at the door in a classic American Muscle car is very romantic. New cars are great, but a classic tells a little about your style and taste. Very sexxxy. Yup, you're going to get laid.

Truth.

LOL. You need help.

Looks great. NP all the way.

[jalopnik.com] One of my TT in the Isle of Man posts. TT on the Isle of Man is one of my favorite races.

Apology and explanation accepted and sorry everyone else chose to get involved. This went way overboard and I know we could have just hashed it ourselves. In hindsight, I should have just PM'd you and I apologize for the shit storm. As you know, I'm one of the most laid back people on Jalopnik and oppo. Just as I…

Feel fre to read my thread and see just how stereotypical I am. I'm into racing, ride bikes and post easily, half the porn on oppolock. Thank you and your wife for your service, as I thank the three relatives in the service, (Air Force, Navy), as often as possible. I am one of the most laid back people on oppo and…