...yeah, no, sorry, fuck you Bethesda.

So young. So tragic.

Woooo my first COTD! There are so many people I’d like to thank. I’d like to first thank my family who have been very supportive of me, I’d like to thank the Jalopnik academy, uhhhh, Obama, my cat-

Those birds never expected the Spanish Indyquisition.

Wait, why is this something to hate on this guy about? I mean, I know hes the Nickleback of sports professionals, but honestly, this man worked his dick off to get a spot.

To be fair, those stigmata wounds in his hands open easily.

I like how the commenters initially thought that all the feathers were sparks from bottoming out.

Perhaps Ayrton Senna branded Senokot laxative (with natural ingredients sourced from the Senna plant, of course).

As a guy who wasn’t watched Bears football in two years, letting go is surprisingly easy and fulfilling. I was a pretty big fan earlier in life too. But my mix of distaste for the league and an expanded knowledge of what football does to a human body has facilitated the process.

Hoiberg is right. Here’s the rub: Thomas is not the only player that carries the ball. But the refs completely missed a double dribble on one of those crossovers against Butler in which he touched the ball with both hands.

That’ll get comment of the year

This unprecedented COTD move came too late for one D.B. Pooper.

No, NAPSTER bad.

Totally agree.

This article just proves the problem with society. You write the half truth and uneducated people take it as the full truth. I paid capital gains tax on my investments so that must mean that I am paying a“ lower rate on that than you are, even though you fucking work for your money.” The problem with this is that I…

Berserk too.