This is a dumb comment. Do better.

HOW DID THE KID KNOW TO DO CPR

Yeah, we spend tons of money and time customizing cars, yet somehow vanity plates just feel severely uncool.

Yours actually appears to be in even better shape

Roll on, you Sturdy Golden Bear! Just be sure not to hit Oski!

If anime hair were a car, it would be that van, but painted some bright, garish color.

To be fair to the NHL, it’s been in the Olympics since 2008, and it hasn’t helped them climb out of 4th.

As soon as I read that story (he did provide the link for the actual part) I seriously contemplated putting it in my current ride... and maybe even my lawn mower.

LED washer nozzles. Been there, bought those, because they were actually less expensive than stock nozzles. I did NOT wire up the lights. Though they would’ve gone well with the rest of the car. I called its terrible decoration motif “ghetto rice.”

I would do this now. In fact I might.

Slightly?

I installed that ice cream truck music thingy on one of my cars, specifically for use during track days. It’s made for many laughs at Laguna Seca, and generally makes it easier to get point-by’s..... “dammit, that ice cream truck car is behind me again” :::points by:::

For a time around here, horse whinnying was a thing to have on your horn. And a guy yelling at full lungs “GET OUT OF THE WAAAYYYY”. And the noise of chickens. I think they came all in the same package, with a remote to choose which one was more convenient for your situation.

How is this dumb? This is hilarious.

Every time I’m driving and notice a questionable noise or smell, I assume it must come from my car, which is about to explode.

But that was the best stage music tho!

I wanted it. Carrying over gear would be stupid.

A sawzall...

I think the worst part of this story is that you leased a Neon.

Did you know that the reason Mini Cooper’s exhaust looks like soda cans at the end is because the designer forgot to put exhaust tips on the demo car. He looked around the room and all he saw was empty beer cans. He stripped the paint and put them on the car. The higher ups loved the design and it stuck...