Thank you! There’s some more of it here. I’m not proud of everything I’ve done, but for the most part, I though it turned out alright:

This bad boy. A girl I knew in college needed me to help her with something on her car(so long ago I don’t even know what I did, this was around the early 2000s) but my reward was this... thing. At the time, I had a 97 Mitsu Galant that I entered in shows:

GOLD FUCKING STAR

#realracefan

A knob and a panel broke. Whoopdefuck.

Mini’s WERE unreliable. Now they’re all BMWs. BMW plants, parts, etc. So that “unreliable” trope doesn’t work here.

It's like Mr. Burns put this team together. Sweet Moses...

Might this be the worst handling of a halo car by a major company in history? This car would have been awesome a decade ago when they first talked about it. Now it feels like something I should already be able to get - greatly depreciated - on eBay from a small lot west-coast dealership.

Need a Jalop SD meet. I just moved out here from Chicago this summer. I saw a cruise nite in Encinitas that blew my mind. 2 blocks of Woodys, among many, many other nice and obscure cars. I was there with the Mini group parked in a carwash, if anyone went to the event I’m talking about.

Renault, it’s me
I was wondering if after all these years you’d like a team
To go over test and tuning
They say that money’s gonna feed ya
But I ain’t done much eating

Renault, can you hear me?
I’m in parc fermé, dreaming about who we used to be
When we were younger and fast
I’ve forgotten how it felt before our paddock was…

Mini is already working on the convertible version of this

Normal - Advanced - EXTREME!!! *sirens*

I just moved to San Diego from Chicago, so FUCK YES.

I heard USF1 is working on it.

Just get a Sony Action Cam. Cheaper by $30 already, color and picture is better IMO, non-propriatary tripod mount, WiFi cam view and controls. tons of options. Replaceable battery. Just get an extrnal mic b/c the mic in it is way over sensitive to case vibrations.

Just get a Sony Action Cam. Cheaper by $30 already, color and picture is better IMO, non-propriatary tripod mount,…

And that biker that wipes out - not in the script, he just showed up.

Dammit Maude, can you call Bobby? I can this this damn car to stop flashing “12:00.”

The only button that doesn’t work on mine is the Voice Commands. Phone button I thought was standard? I just have the bluetooth dongle for music from my phone.

I spent $3 on a little dongle that plus into the USB and audio jack. Works great!