Like, a BILLION. I’m happy with my base Mini, b/c if I add 3 or 4 options, it becomes a $35k car.

Yeah, the light itself is standard and pretty useful - but the BMW/Mini batsignal is just dumb.

These are $200-something options on my Mini. SO STUPID.

Nah man, it’s either a Celica or a Daytona.

The Mini had opposite effect on me. Wasn’t interested, thought it was too small and cute. The dealer I went to had a Mark 2 Justa in all black he wanted me to try and for some reason that one caught me. I didn’t get that one, but golly gee that thing was awesome to drive and I wasn’t going to buy anything else. So I…

Couple Jalopnik articles about this in the past couple days since I posted this. THIS IS A SIGN FOLKS.

This is my entry to the Blipshift contest. Seems like the “Gated Community” design is the frontrunner, tho(and it is very good).

Jalop tshirt design so relevant it hurts!

Here’s what I did. Credit to boneheadotto for bringing up the Lambugatti:

Ok, here’s what I got. I’m sure it can be tweaked, but here it is.

He ran him wide, but not off the track - This is not a Hamilton/Rosberg deal where he had to go off the track - he had plenty of room. I can’t say why he decided not to use that room, but that’s not for the stewards to punish the way they did - if at all.

I refreshed my screen and walked away to get a drink. I came back and just couldn’t fight back the “WHAT THE FUCK” that came out of my mouth.

For sure. Go base or go home. w/ incentives from my dealer my ‘15 base manual Cooper S was $22. The options are insane and all packages for the 1 good thing you want, but the standard features are abundant.

I disagree, Marquez had PLENTY of room on that turn.

I HAVE AN IDEA. I’ll be back later. Gimme a day.

If Rossi started not at the back of the grid b/c the stewards put him there, your argument may have had something to it.

Agreed. This was my first year watching MotoGP and it was amazing - possibly the best consistent racing(as in passing and battles) I’ve ever seen, up to the last few races and you saw something was up. I stopped watching NASCAR a decade+ ago in part to crap like this. I feel on equal footing, Rossi would have won, but…

Look at how far in those wheels are. Yikes.

I kept scrolling, it kept getting better.

All those former Cup-winning Blackhawks... Damn you Salary cap. DAMN YOU TO HELL.