You're gay for God! Wouldn't that be a good thing? Or is it only women who should be super into God-dick?

I love that you capitalized Blink. Like the Doctor is trying his damnedest to invite some Weeping Angels into this guy's life. It'd be so appropriate! Female monsters who operate via nonconsensual touching!

LGBTQ people are disproportionately more likely to be unemployed or underemployed (read: without employer-sponsored health insurance) and below the poverty line, meaning that we often only qualify for Medicaid or Medicare rather than a regular Obamacare plan. If we're under 26 and have a bad relationship with our…

Body fluids! Getcher body fluids here!

Your program makes a certain amount of sense for medicines that treat already-existing conditions. But for preventive care like the Pill (or IUDs, which are significantly more effective for women in unstable conditions but are much harder to afford), this stuff really has to be free or very low-cost. Otherwise, people…

I think she's calling him Obama. No, wait, I think she literally believes he is Obama.

Genuinely concerned tipsters can write their comments at a damn coffee shop or library or whatever. So it's not just prioritizing tipsters' feelings — it's prioritizing their feelings without any good reason. If a tipster's too dumb to go to a public place in order to preserve his or her privacy, it probably wasn't a…

Ghosts are totally responsible for that too. Ghosts!

I pass a surprising, upsetting number of these requirements. Too bad "you misuse commas" is a dealbreaker for me.

Yeah, that'z okay.

Jaw. Dropped.

Speaking of which, how the hell does one cite "God told me to" under Bluebook rules?

Why should women be held responsible for men's bad behavior? They are both adults. He deserves all the blame for this and future issues.

I agree that unsolicited dick pics are repugnant. But. People have different levels of "unacceptable" and different levels of comfort expressing that they find something unacceptable. More importantly — we shouldn't blame Dodai for not turning this guy down "correctly." That's because adults don't bear responsibility…

I love that he goes for "Oh gosh."

She answered that question. She also showed opposition to the dick pic in no unclear terms ("I do not like this thing you did, but I'm overlooking it and hoping we'll have a nice time the rest of the date" is only logically inconsistent if you have a three year old's tolerance for complexity). And how the hell do you…

Are you being sarcastic? You're definitely being sarcastic, right?

Nah, they'll just send a mass email to all employees.

Wow! These "enzymes" must be some pretty serious biohazards. Maybe the government should start interfering in male reproductive choices to protect us all from the dangers of sperm? There's even some shit in the Bible about how bad it is for your seed to fall on the ground. I expect the Freys to introduce a bill…

That was amazing. If only!