I read that in a pretty dead-pan Ben Affleck voice, and it was perfect.

Ben Affleck: “Yeah, Zack Snyder really wanted me to understand Bruce Wayne on a personal level. So one day, I walk onto set and... this was really funny... he had invited my parents down to do a set visit. They toured the set a little bit, met with the rest of the cast, and Snyder showed them some of the dailies that…

My favorite part is that Leto did all this “method acting” stuff to barely be in the film or hardly interact with anyone, apparently.

Here’s hoping avoiding using the quote itself will preclude assholes from showing up to passionately argue that it’s just not FAIR to suggest women being tortured, raped and murdered is somehow worse than men’s feelings being hurt.

This guy’s lawyer says: “It’s very rare that someone is involved in a homicide case with someone they just had a baby with.”

Says his divorce attorney Ronald Richards, “Him being violent is so uncharacteristic of the person I’ve known for many years.”The classic line of all friends, acquaintances and family of abusive people. FFS will someone just accept that you don’t know what is going on behind closed doors and that someone you may like…

Margaret Atwood.

You guys, clearly “all the straights” implies straights who are not allies. You don’t need to rush in to clarify that. This is as bad as #notallmen.

And queue all the straights lining up to shout that they are sisters/friends or why does there need to be queers or stop shoving your agenda down our throats.

I’m kinda mad that they rejected the restraining order for the dog. I mean at least they granted it for her, but I have unfortunately just seen too many stories where anger is taken out on a pet.

The number of Johnny Depp apologists out there is so depressing. I know he’s a lot of women’s Manic Pixie Dream Man Forever, but Jesus. I don’t care if it was alcohol/drug-related and he’s a real nice guy when sober, I don’t care if she “provoked” him, I don’t care if Amber Heard is or isn’t a gold digger, domestic…

The detail about Amber wanted a restraining order or her dog is quite chilling. To me that says she’s genuinely really fearful of his violence issues (honestly, not that I doubted her anyway). It’s such a horrible situation all round.

You had me at “laudanum”, but you really sealed the deal with “topaz mermaid city”. If I could sing that would be the name of my debut album.

Hey, 19th Century Freudian psychiatrist here. This is a classic case of Electra complex. I recommend a tincture of laudanum, sometime before the Cleveland convention.

INT: Courtroom
VOICEOVER: She did it as a governor. She did it on the campaign trail. Now she does it as a judge. She’s Sarah Palin, and it’s time once again for her to...

Yes. I’m only allowed to complain about one thing per year, and this is my thing.

THIS. I do think some of the relationships, sex talks and dating dynamics have held up pretty well over time (especially as a formerly single girl in NYC.). But, almost everything having to deal with sexuality and gender identity has not. It’s dated and uncomfortable.

As a teenager I loved it but by the time I hit my twenties I realized what a shitty friend Carrie was; always ditching her friends to meet up with Big or some other annoying guy. And she was so embarrassingly bad with money for someone in their 30's that it was actually offensive.

I can’t tell if that’s the Doctor or Killgrave and it weirdly changes my interpretation of your post. Aaaaaaaaaaah!!!