Then, like a Bond film, they unmasked each Giulia to reveal a bunch of Audi S4's in disguise.

you know having a camera in a lot of places equals you are a tourists but in Monaco, it means you are poor.

This is what happens when people tie in self worth to inanimate objects built by companies that don’t give a shit about them. Sad, yet funny, like a clown funeral.

What if they’re not really alfa romeos?

The funnies? Stuff like this is the main reason I do read Jalopnik.

Lighten up, Francis.

I have Nantucket red shorts, a button up and a sweater. Not that I ever wear them all together, but with their powers combined, I can blend right in! :D

Lies. They were clearly changed out mid-run.

Oh c’mon, that’s not that bad.. One of my bucket list items is to watch the race from a yacht in the harbor. It’ll probably be that bro’s boat.

I saw my first one in the wild a few days ago, right in my own neighborhood of all places. Looked to be the base model.

I drove behind one on Saturday for a whole 6 miles and it didn’t blow up once (I can’t say if any warning lights were on, there was probably a least a couple!).

blink blink what? If you have to ask your wife, you’re not rich enough.

I’ve been obsessing over Safari 911s for some time now, would make for a perfect DD

The real problem is there are most likely non-IT people making IT decisions.

For instance, imagine this conversation;
Director-level employee: I want to be able to work from home.

IT nerd: Yeah, but we need to do XYZ to ensure you can do that safely... You know what being hacked is, right?

Director: Did I stutter? My…

It’s 2017, it would be nearly impossible for employees to do their jobs if this type of data wasn’t online. The simple reality is most businesses are widely distributed, especially in things like media production. If you had to send a bonded courier every time you wanted to discuss script revisions productions would…

Once upon a time I worked in IT and I swear to god, I had a CEO call me and ask that I make his password his username. When I told him I couldnt do that he said, well how about my initials? Again, I couldn’t because the system was setup to prevent that. Eventually, with the help of his personal IT guy, we set it to…

Because most companies are loathe to invest in IT infrastructure and personnell unless they’re absolutely, positively forced to do so.

The IT people want similar security like that, if not exactly that, but EVERYONE ELSE hates mild inconveniences with computers like “complex” passwords or “verifying you know who sent you that weird email before clicking on the link/attachment”. Could you imagine a VP would be OK with needing to go to a special…