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“wearer of impeccable suits”

If your gonna try and be a black woman at least get butt implants to with your boob implants..

This is Canada, it usually doesn’t work like that up there. If this was an American he would’ve been on Oprah tomorrow and already signed his exclusive movie deal.

I think their brand of toothpaste is top secret or maybe it was toilet paper?

And buildings. Don’t forget buildings. Nothing like sawing a concrete building in half like it’s using a giant water saw.

I mean they won’t *hard* kill modern MBTs, but ripping off treads and slagging essential systems accomplishes the same thing, turning the tank into a multiton paperweight.

we will literally never know

Until one of them runs for gubbernor of Missouri and just can’t shut his mouth about his greatness as a badass SEAL

You think JTF2 is secretive? You’ve never even heard of JTF1 have you?

30mm depleted uranium rounds, yeah, pretty sure that armor won’t stand much of a chance.

I think you mean, “7 miles....brrrrtt!”

The correct sound is brrrrrrrrrttttttttttt.

7 miles.... pffft

Why yes, there’s a whole article above you that tells you!

Can we be done with the phrase “ridiculously awesome” yet?

That ‘burn’ would have been slightly (but only slightly) less embarrassing for you if you hadn’t misspelled ‘beetle’.

Stunning. Here’s another i caught the other day.

You have a very rosy picture of the world. The reaction after a friend/loved one/etc is not their norm is not to become accepting, most of the time they become “the good one”.

You mean a government is spending inefficiently?? The horror!