Not quite. Bullets are expensive and you don’t get reimbursed for them. Over here we uilize a weapon far more destructive than a gun, the lawyer. The VW guy would have sued for running into his car. Good Samaritan law be damned.

an unconscious 47 year-old he saw weaving on the Autobahn

Tesla Will Fix German Hero’s Car Free Of Charge

You buy new shit when you get there

Lifegoals. I was just noticing that the cupholders are sized for one champagne flute base and one whiskey tumbler... so apparently the makers of this were thinking the same thing as I.

Ah yes. that I how I hope to spend my retirement too.

Your luggage goes in the other G-Wagen (Probably a mere G65 AMG) that follows this one, along with body guards and other necessities.

Best of all, it has a delightfully silly electric convertible top over the rear seats. It’s utterly perfect for the budding dictator who’d like to wave to their state-mandated fans hunt human prey from a tougher-looking vehicle than the usual armored Merc sedan.

I don’t understand anything about that car.

The only thing I see missing is a gun rack - this seems like the ideal vehicle to be driven around the savannah killing things from.

If I could stand to be chauffeured and didn’t get itchy and try to convince the person driving that they wouldn’t be more comfortable in the passenger seat... this would be kinda cool. This is the kind of vehicle that you go to some sandy island with your “girlfriend” who is half your age and get escorted from…

Unless that’s whale penis covering the seats it is still far from the peak of vehicular ridiculousness....

So this is basically the“new” Rambo Lambo.

if it’s wrong to love this I don’t want to be right

And now I have to change my pants...

China built a wall like 1000 years before the U.S. and now they’re draining the swamp? Trump better start sending CEOs to the gulag, or he’ll never catch up! Laughable president!

It’s also silly to think a band that’s been around that long wouldn’t have changed over time. If you like their early stuff, you can still keep listening to it. If you hate their newer stuff, you can avoid listing to it. If they simply changed perspectives from which they write, and lets face it, how can they not…

I’ve never understood what the hell he was saying in that song. It always sounded like “gimme double genocide,” which, you know, seems like overkill. Pun intended. I’ll see myself out.

I love this song. And “Dragula” by Rob Zombie. It has nothing to do with the late 90' street racing scene of South Florida. Nothing at all. I have never timed a shift into 3d with the intention of the clutch grabbing as Zombie screams “I can never die!”