Since it’s PA, I’m surprised he didn’t get another year on his sentence for not buying the beer on the second Tuesday of the month between 12:30-4:15pm from a licensed beer distributor in a 24 or 96 pack.

Felts pulled into the parking lot and began talking to the group, which included juveniles, about “Rumspringa.”

Your right to feed your family ends when you end your opponents’ ability to have a family.

No one’s gone after Shields so vehemently since the last Coach’s Corner segment.

“I see no problem here.”

Typical of soccer to have an important match decided in a shootout.

Goddamn Floridians. Can’t even spell their kids’ names right. It’s X-Y-L-A. Christ.

Searching for it...

“Dammit! That’s the wrong one!”

Once, when I was 24, I was injured by a fork lift. I won’t recount what happened when Whitlock raised the spoon.

I’ve heard a lot of opinions on the brawl, but there are a couple of groups who have been conspicuously silent.

I would never call a team that employs Prince Fielder “gutless.”

And here I thought K-Pop could never get you to second base.

I get that they just lost someone, but it’s still disrespectful for them to dress that silly for the funeral.

Once again, a black man discovers the Blues, but it’s white guys who make money off them.

Because this is the NBA, there must be a third step.

“Tell ‘em Large Marge sent ya!”

Please God, make sure those pauses aren’t pregnant.

“You know, when I was your age concussions weren’t even invented yet.”