Meanwhile, Mike Hunt is still waiting on Line 1.

Clemson fans are going talk about this win for years to come. Fortunately, no one else will understand a word of it.

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.

This line is good as hell.

What do you expect with these Pampered rich kids?

Thank you TB! Next chapter

“A new job and I’m still dealing with these assholes?”

Because the Joker would just be considered a regular guy in Florida.

That’s the thing about fedoras. They almost always end up looking fucking ridiculous.

Lt. Scott Wrigglesworth: FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE NAME!!! I’M SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF ANSWERING THIS- oh, you mean the NBA player’s name?

“It must really suck to be friends with Gilbert Arenas.”

LETS GET READYYYYYY TO CRRRRRRRUUUMMMMMMMMMBLLLLLLEEE!!

This news is especially sad considering early reports that it was all fun and games.

Based on his upbeat response to this terrible accident it would be a great story if Imhof can work hard and continue his career, but I’m afraid he’s going to lose focus.

I think if 2016 has taught us anything, it’s that extremely bad hair is not a deterrent to grossly defrauding the public.

There’s a typo in your article. You forgot an “O” in “doomed” in the second paragraph.

Wyh this now, Dwyane?

Barstool commenters hate Deadspin commenters because they think we think they’re stupid, and Deadspin commenters hate Barstool commenters because we think they’re stupid.

The names on the Petco scoreboard, for those who can’t read them: Robinson Cano, Mark Trumbo, Todd Frazier, Manny Machado, Nolan Arenado, Yoenis Cespedes, Trevor Story, and Matt Kemp.