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Jan 10 2017
301

Clemson fans are going talk about this win for years to come. Fortunately, no one else will understand a word of it.

Jan 5 2017
427

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.

Jul 21 2016
82

That’s the thing about fedoras. They almost always end up looking fucking ridiculous.

Jul 11 2016
283

Lt. Scott Wrigglesworth: FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE NAME!!! I’M SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF ANSWERING THIS- oh, you mean the NBA player’s name?

Jun 30 2016
337

This news is especially sad considering early reports that it was all fun and games.

Jun 30 2016
116

Based on his upbeat response to this terrible accident it would be a great story if Imhof can work hard and continue his career, but I’m afraid he’s going to lose focus.

Jun 24 2016
219

I think if 2016 has taught us anything, it’s that extremely bad hair is not a deterrent to grossly defrauding the public.

Jun 24 2016
329

There’s a typo in your article. You forgot an “O” in “doomed” in the second paragraph.

Jun 10 2016
61

Barstool commenters hate Deadspin commenters because they think we think they’re stupid, and Deadspin commenters hate Barstool commenters because we think they’re stupid.

Jun 9 2016
5

The names on the Petco scoreboard, for those who can’t read them: Robinson Cano, Mark Trumbo, Todd Frazier, Manny Machado, Nolan Arenado, Yoenis Cespedes, Trevor Story, and Matt Kemp. Read more