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1/10/17
9:32 AM
301

Clemson fans are going talk about this win for years to come. Fortunately, no one else will understand a word of it.

1/5/17
11:24 PM
427

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.

7/21/16
5:24 PM
82

That’s the thing about fedoras. They almost always end up looking fucking ridiculous.

7/11/16
12:22 PM
283

Lt. Scott Wrigglesworth: FOR THE LAST TIME, STOP ASKING QUESTIONS ABOUT THE NAME!!! I’M SICK TO FUCKING DEATH OF ANSWERING THIS- oh, you mean the NBA player’s name?

6/30/16
3:56 PM
337

This news is especially sad considering early reports that it was all fun and games.

6/30/16
3:49 PM
116

Based on his upbeat response to this terrible accident it would be a great story if Imhof can work hard and continue his career, but I’m afraid he’s going to lose focus.

6/24/16
10:24 AM
219

I think if 2016 has taught us anything, it’s that extremely bad hair is not a deterrent to grossly defrauding the public.

6/24/16
10:21 AM
329

There’s a typo in your article. You forgot an “O” in “doomed” in the second paragraph.

6/10/16
10:06 AM
61

Barstool commenters hate Deadspin commenters because they think we think they’re stupid, and Deadspin commenters hate Barstool commenters because we think they’re stupid.

6/9/16
6:21 PM
5

The names on the Petco scoreboard, for those who can’t read them: Robinson Cano, Mark Trumbo, Todd Frazier, Manny Machado, Nolan Arenado, Yoenis Cespedes, Trevor Story, and Matt Kemp. Read more