Strange to hear this kind of unbridled enthusiasm from a member of the White Sox media when you’re used to the dour doom and gloom of Hawk Harrelson.

Worth noting that this is almost the identical thing that happened to Katsuyori Shibata in his match with Kazuchika Okada in April.

Ya know, if a backup catcher from Chicago was going to get unreasonably famous, it should have been Ron Karkovice.

“Jason tried to be peaceful and to avoid further escalation”

“A dedicated Cardinal would have just simply shipped Pitino and McGee off to a different school.”

At 61, Berman plans to rebrand himself as a millennial comedian who doesn’t work blue.

Yes, Christian went — he went about four fingers deep. He went a little too far. But when I’m just messing with somebody, poking them in the belly button or grabbing someone’s butt, it’s just to break up the seriousness of the game. The people who are freaking out about that have never played the game, or were…

“The best way I can describe it is, having a diaper on & never changing it. And just sitting in that diaper the whole year.”

Still think it was inappropriate for Judge Banach to render her decision via a coconut to the skull.

I haven’t seen a pissing contest involving somebody with a prosthetic leg this hotly contested since Paul McCartney’s divorce.

If I called those dildos “brave” for defending their home, I’d be ascribing a human characteristic to an inanimate object - would that be considered pathetic phallusy?

CLUBB: Scott, you’re in trouble.

One attendee told me he paid $105 for a 100-level ticket, and expected to be seated with a crew of fellow networkers, but instead found himself mostly alone, and decided to leave early.

Do I believe they called him “Diaper Don?”

I didn’t know anything about the autobiographical essays collection. To me, that’s trying to have it both ways.

Because as journalistic policy, opposing the reporting of the true identity of a globally famous pseudonymous person is insane.

COP 1: We’ve arrested Bucs player Austin Seferian-Jenkins.

Buck Martinez’s continuing evolution into a northern Hawk Harrelson displeases me.

I started this book yesterday. I’m maybe 75 pages in.