Jul 12 2017

Strange to hear this kind of unbridled enthusiasm from a member of the White Sox media when you’re used to the dour doom and gloom of Hawk Harrelson.

Jun 19 2017

Worth noting that this is almost the identical thing that happened to Katsuyori Shibata in his match with Kazuchika Okada in April. Read more

May 24 2017

Ya know, if a backup catcher from Chicago was going to get unreasonably famous, it should have been Ron Karkovice.

Jan 4 2017

Yes, Christian went — he went about four fingers deep. He went a little too far. But when I’m just messing with somebody, poking them in the belly button or grabbing someone’s butt, it’s just to break up the seriousness of the game. The people who are freaking out about that have never played the game, or were Read more

Jan 4 2017

“The best way I can describe it is, having a diaper on & never changing it. And just sitting in that diaper the whole year.” Read more

Jan 3 2017

Still think it was inappropriate for Judge Banach to render her decision via a coconut to the skull.

Dec 29 2016

I haven’t seen a pissing contest involving somebody with a prosthetic leg this hotly contested since Paul McCartney’s divorce.

Dec 16 2016

If I called those dildos “brave” for defending their home, I’d be ascribing a human characteristic to an inanimate object - would that be considered pathetic phallusy?

Nov 22 2016

One attendee told me he paid $105 for a 100-level ticket, and expected to be seated with a crew of fellow networkers, but instead found himself mostly alone, and decided to leave early. Read more

Oct 4 2016

I didn’t know anything about the autobiographical essays collection. To me, that’s trying to have it both ways.