The real sin is hearing tons of Bostonians pronounce “carport.”

“Good God, that’s the unemployment fraud investigator’s music!”

I don’t know why Doc is so smug. Austin Rivers can’t play, yet he still sees significant time for the Clippers.

Like most things delivered by Dan Haren, these tweets were completely out of left field.

Can you do this with players wives? Asking for a friend.

Way to spoil the surprise for your nephew, James. Now he knows exactly what kind of institutional racism is in store for him.

It’s kinda uncool that Verizon is going after him for only one month of unpaid bills.

Friends say that ever since his fall, Nkemdiche tells people he’s a Bird.

See, this is the sort of special treatment athletes get in college today. Normal UMass students have to be motivated by Mom stealing their meth.

Hayden’s doctors predict that by next season, all his fears will have been forgotten.

I can safely say no one guessed that it was Mr. Green in the lobby area with his fist.

Basketball is a game of give and take.

If you are in an abusive relationship, get help.

This is as important a story as Deadspin has ever done. My contempt for Hardy, Jones and Goodell is matched only by my admiration for Diana’s epic reporting.

And much respect to Deadspin for not letting this one go and publishing what they have.

The announcers before the last Cowboys game, talking about the Hardy sideline incident, said “this is what you get when you hire a star. A lot of passion and a lot of baggage.”

I think his point is that HGH fosters larger muscle growth, which puts extra strain on bones and joints (causing injury). Traditional steroids did the same thing while also hurting the structure of your bones.

How did Washington’s lawyers gain access to my browser history?

What if we replaced “losers” with “woman”? Asking for a friend.

(Sarah Koenig voice) But what would a woman who fux with boy shorts and pasties... be doing on Backpage?