At least someone in Colorado is learning something from their head coach.

"If there's a Jacques Demers joke I haven't read and enjoyed, it's because I'm Jacques Demers."
-Jacques Demers

This is just like when Dion Phaneuf's kid asked the Leafs to trade Joffrey Lupul.

Tone-deaf? Come on, Tom. It's called grayscale.

it's clearly not a banner deadline day.

Redacted? I played with with him.

though it's odd that there needs to be a policy for human sympathy.

I was stupid and childish

Yes, but as we've already seen, Winston is coming in whether he's invited or not.

If any team deserves a mascot who actively hates the organization that employs him, it's the Sixers.

Not Pictured: Dan Snyder, who still can't figure out how his chariot works.

Jezebel ran an article about Bruce's impending coming out and E! series, and the consensus of the comments seemed to be "Fuck this asshole for making a public spectacle out of something that's such a painful process for so many people and turning it into a clown show just for attention."

The pizza guy tried to calm him down but Jackson apparently couldn't be Qwell'D.

Defense: "And that object could have been anything. It could've been an iPad. It could've been an iPhone. It could've been a remote. Anything."

Accomplice: Ok Aaron, in and out, no evidence. We hit the target, and leave.

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After "oh yeah," the undercover officer gave the signal for the arrest team to move in and arrest Anthony.

It's hard to make out, but that amorphous blue thing is supposed to be a wildcat

Welker: [becomes concerned that the Seahawks will, in turn, target him after his multiple concussions]

REALLY not seeing what the big deal is. It's not like there's a shortage of Bengals imprisoned in Ohio.