Obama: [listens to Coach K's remarks]

This is a little strange. Generally Coach K is more adept at early exit strategies.

Of course they didn't quarantine the Blues. If St Louis-area authorities are going to try to quarantine anybody, it's going to be the blacks.

Thank God. I was beginning to worry that he wouldn't face proportionate justice.

Shockingly, the Manchester United fans came out strong on the offensive but had nary a defense for the counterattack.

Per @JayGlazer, refs say Colin Kaepernick dropped the N-word on the field last week. Kaepernick denying it, saying he found it there.

Is Joe Flacco a Elite QB?

Do you ever feel like you were shortchanged during your time as a Jet? I mean, you were the best quarterback that franchise has had in at least a decade.

"Looks more like a drinking fountain to m-" [gets hit by rolled-up newspaper]

What else would you expect for a team fueled by Curry?

he tried to sideswipe the vehicle and missed us by a foot

Reid went on to breakdance, simply by sitting on it.

CSN's Enrico Campitelli was sitting near this fight, but couldn't tell what started it.

Amar'e Stoudemire poked himself in the eye with a kazoo and is out indefinitely.

Mother Goodell: It's a refrigerator box, honey. It can't really go back in time.

Goodell: I'm sorry, baby. You know I didn't mean it. Give me another chance. It'll be different this time. I promise.

Expect @NFLPA to respond "no backsies."

Witnesses told police they were horrified a fellow Tennessean would do that to a third grader