Maybe they're just mad because the terms of the Geneva Convention prevents governments from showing Mets games to captives.

You know the situation is serious when Melo actually passes on a team.

Goodell: [carries food tray over to table]

King: This is delicious, Roger, really good chili.

I have to be honest, the last person I would expect to give such an eloquent speech about domestic violence is a guy named James Brown.

BREAKING: the NFL has hastily and retroactively promoted Cardinals linebacker John Abraham to executive.

That's nothing, over on WFAN John Sterling thought that it was a home run.

"This gift is too long."

Oh, geez. If the LAPD doesn't have a record of anything happening, they must have beaten the shit out of poor Shaw.

Oh sure. Chelsea does it, and it's amazing. Andy Reid does it when he has a 28-point lead, and it's bad coaching.

O AN HE CESC-Y

Holy shit. I barely recognized either one of them without their mopeds.

MCCONAUGHEY F-PACK INVENTORY MANIFEST

I want to watch MMA and enjoy it more, but for the reasons you stated, I can't.

What pisses me off is Fox News calling her a "Porn Star" in a way that makes you feel like they're saying "It's okay, she's a whore anyway" like anyone deserves this.

You're one horseman short of an apocalypse.

I think he is literally going to make the exact same argument he did on the show and not even realize it.

Q.E.D.

Finding out about all this makes my disappointment feel so palpable.

"Want bigotry? Just water it!"