It's nice to finally see the wife of a Raven drag their husband into something for once.

Give the man a break. He's clearly just trying to find his land legs.

You have to laugh at a guy who tries to be all "unique" and "different," yet decides to commit murder in Chicago on 4th of July weekend.

If I wanted to get a beer without engaging with a human being, I'd just get one from the kitchen, knowing my cruel, heartless wife is probably next door continuing her affair with my stupid son of a bitch neighbor Gary.

So this machine:

There's gotta be a better term for this than "footage".

You should see their plans for Qatar 2022.

Also confusing: their insistence on labeling both their men's and women's rooms para Ronaldos.

Many of them are under police occupation; some are held by drug lords, and they are generally characterized by their isolation and lack of basic services. They are not super fun places

What insensitive bastards. Can't believe they played the Pitbull World Cup song over the speakers.

I guess that makes this the first case where Windows would actually help a computer run better.

Reverend: Donald thank you for joining us. Take a seat wherever you like.

Actually, it'd be great if you responded with a humorous comment or sharp commentary. You know, something you thought about and worked on, regardless of the resulting hilarity.

Saban: Okay, let's hear her purr!

"Wrong kid." - Donald Sterling

"I don't know where you think you are, little girl, but we don't keep shit like that here as a keepsake. We put it in a casserole dish with cream of mushroom soup, Velveeta, and tater tots, then pop it an oven for an hour or so."

"Hi, yes, my name is Darren Rovell, and I'm concerned that one of your writers, a Mr. J Swift, implores me to eat newborn infants. This is quite troubling, and I advise disciplinary measures posthaste."

Sash tried hiding behind a tree, though police spotted him.

Back off, Hitler!