pictured: Mansour's trophy, Sour man's trophy.

"I got excited after the finish to see Marcel and wanted a photo and in hindsight looking back I understand the time and the place were completely wrong."

If there's anyone who should have to explain what he's doing at Thunder games, it's Kendrick Perkins.

In 2003, a court order noted Sterling was accused of "regularly [posing] as a government official in order to gain access to tenants' apartments."

"Who is the worse person, me for what I said or any of the HUNDREDS who just cursed me??"

The problem with the people that keep pointing out Lueke's history is that it ignores the possibility for redemption despite a checkered past. People make mistakes and they grow as a result of it. Yes, it's an ugly truth. Nobody is going to deny it. But the fact remains: many people have gone on from being members of…

Officer: Straight now, Mr. McNabb. That's right. Look at me. No, you're off to your right. Come on. It's really not that difficult. Watch me. See, eyes aimed right at you, and...perfect. Now you do it. Goddammit. I'm up here, Mr. McNabb, not down and to the right. We're not leaving until we get this right.

Russian teen, seen in dashcam footage dangling 350 feet above the ground off a partially-completed building while beneath him a car is flipped upside-down when its tires get caught in downed power lines, electrocuting the driver in mid-air: "Strip bars are irresponsible."

...the girl was then called for an offensive foul.

Photographer: Let's get one of you in front of the mirror, Coach Washington.
Washington: Nice, shall I pull it off the wall or can you?

I was going to post this, but I had a mouth full of peanut butter.

Police reported he was in a state of dystopia after leaving the Huxley nightclub, Rave New World.

"Coach, I'm actually thinking of staying for my sophomore year."

That cat still would've taken gold in men's figure skating.

I also recently learned the tough lesson that spending extra money doesn't always lead to the desired results. My wife declared a "red alert" while on the way to our Valentine's Day dinner.

I make 36k a year and my neck hurts and i hate my family

Nice to see a US shoot out that doesn't involve a school.

The hijacker first became despondent when, as a young boy in Quebec, he was the only child without a Canadiens sweater.

Waiter: Can I start you off with something to drink sir?