I can understand why Saban was so angry. Hanging out with her current sorority sisters really cut into her time for finding new sorority sisters for next year.

Cubs Intern: Ummm Mr. Green, I think there is something you need to see.

This old man
He can't see
His BAC is .13

Y'ALL HAVE ANY OF THEM DOGS WHAT CARRY BOOZE ON THEIR NECKS

Apropos of nothing, with only a few degrees of separation this game reminds us all that Craig James killed 5 hookers.

RAPPERS WEARING HOCKEY JERSEYS, RANKED

This is very common in the industry. Joe Buck watches Curb Your Enthusiasm before every game he calls.

Fortunately for Joe that was probably the least embarrassing pass made by a Jet in the last 10 years.

"You want Mario gone? Get in line."

"Around" isn't the only thing he's not fucking.

Vagrant: What you in for, boy?

Well, tell that to my buddy who got arrested by the PC Police, indicted by a PC Grand Jury, tried in PC Court and is now ROTTING IN PC JAIL!

I read somewhere that Incognito's Scottish ancestors come from the same Klan as Riley Cooper's.

Enough with the ridiculously photogenic posts.

I googled "Mets" and "threatening". This is the one and only match.

He asks for a pen before masturbating? Metoyer's been reading way too much Palahniuk.

After questioning why he didn't receive assistance from the Boston Police, Hunter was immediately screened for a concussion.

"I fail to see any problem with the name"

Sorry. Forgot a province last time.