This email is totally depressing to those of us intelligent, sensitive men who participated in fraternities. When I was a frat brother, yes we did drink, but we never, ever would "mack" or "hit on" girls that were past the point of good judgment. That's a horrible awful thing to do. In my frat, we learned a sense of…

Wow, this really does reflect the worst of college bro culture. It's unconscionable that there are college students out there who think that this behavior is okay.

"(Ed McMahon was also there!)"

Even the crack detectives at Pittsburgh PD ought to be able to figure out Debbie did it.

After seeing those earrings, it's hard to argue with that criminal accessory charge.

Bucs Owner: You think we will have any trouble with the blackout?

Leyland now ranks as the second coolest old person in baseball after Ted Williams.

I highly doubt there's been anything worse in Jewish history than losing 3.4 million.

The NFL will probably increase the fine based on her blatant taunting of Rashad Johnson.

Pretty safe to assume that the person who allegedly hacked May's twitter was Tony Romo.

We've reached out to Fox for comment and will update if we hear back.

It's unclear whether his jersey number 55 has special meaning to him, or if he's just a big Danny Markov fan.

Good lord, man. Next time just go with the hooker. Since you're from Toronto, the authorities will probably look the other way; and if you DO get caught, it's only a 2 minute penalty.

I'm not sure whether I should applaud this or smile politely while the nice men apply the restraints.

Wake up in the morning feelin' like Rick Stanzi,

Good grades, blonde, and a .341? Looks like someone just ended Miguel Cabrera"s attempt to win back to back triple crowns.

I just hope they didn't use their hands.

How dare they soil the name and reputation of Fightland Rice.

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Why am I not surprised that the magazine couldn't gather a quote from Randy Moss?