Sean,

It's like a set of Russian nesting dolls. Except all the dolls are Bob Hamelin.

This is actually just one of an entire set released by Pinnacle that year, which they called "Nadir."

This is the closest the Jays will be to getting 7 1/2 back.

Jesus, that's an embarrassing thing to read.

8:00 - 9:00 p.m.: Pouty Charissa Explains The World
9:00 - 10:00 p.m.: UFC

Dateline: Pennsylvania

That's fedorable!

"Looks like this troll's..."
[takes off sunglasses]
"...on ice."
(YEEAA-)
[slips on ice, cracks head open like a melon on ice, oh the blood, oh my god the blood, so much blood and brains and vein tissue everywhere, Jesus Christ there are children here, oh his eyes - HIS EYES - one is looking right at me, oh dear sweet…

IT'S "THE MAIN EVENT", NOT "THE MAIN STEVENT"!!!

Wow, well isn't this ironic. Now Douglas is like my Uncle Tom, who's an unemployed alcoholic.

I think we've come to expect this kind of behavior from Teheran: lots of posturing with very little to back it up.

Monsoon season finally in Colorado. In honor of that and the rain that is pending, a mullet fest from the past.

"And, like, the air doesn't mind or anything?"

"I was also uncomfortable around girls, and I was also called 'A Rod! HA!'"

I've tracked his movements over the last month, and here's what I have so far:

No, yes, no.

I applaud Riley for his efforts to overcome attending a Kenny Chesney concert.

Could he sense a spiritual tug?