Is It A-Rod Christmas Yet?

He should have known something was up when the guard handed him a TMZ legal pad .

I guess I shouldn't expect an editor on this site to understand why Mario frees Peach.

Pat Summitt says what hurts most about going into another room is "losing a friend."

At this point, the only reason the Eagles haven't cut Cooper yet is he's their only hope of still being in the NFC East race discussion by midseason.

When one door closes, another one opens (if you're German).

"Revenge! You crossed me one too many times."

Riley Cooper sausages are actually considered healthier than most other types. He claims to use 100% white meat.

Fortunately for that fan there was someone close by who made a bigger ass out of themselves.

Mr. Coleman and Mr. Iverson declined to press charges.

Not sure why they had any faith to begin with. You can always count on a Boggs to down a pitcher or two

Detroit bias much, Tim? Not even a mention of the other grossly botched Photoshop up there, the one with Strasburg apparently pitching for the Nationals in a real game?

Serie A's List of Banned Words:

That makes two people that wouldn't know a proactive solution if it smacked them in the face.

Peterson: Okay, you see the seams on the ball? If you want to be a good quarterback, you want to line your fingers up with them and throw the ball far while also keeping the ball from getting too wobbly in the air. It's tough since the ball is so big, but a tight spiral is key. Now...

Based off of his experience at the draft, I assumed that sinking would be more Manti's thing.

I started DDP's yoga program last summer (drawn into it by the Arthur video), but got sick and had to start all over again this spring. I'm on pace to lose 10 pounds for the fourth straight month, well on the way to my goal of 100 pounds total. I'm too fat to run and I've got flat feet, so this is really the best…

Owners manage their teams like they're playing video games, and whenever they come in contact with other owners, they're compelled to swing their dicks around.

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In related news, Penn State's board of trustees just approved the largest tuition increase in the history of the school . . . .