oh ok NCAA, so it's just coincidence that the A&M quarterback is unavailable before the 2nd quarter of a noon game?

Yeah, there's another typo, too. Says here her name is "Skylar Justice" instead of "Sally Johnson" or "Annie Smith" or literally anything else.

Kidd: [offers "interim plea"]

[lives in glass house]

About four per kindergarten classroom.

The #1 suspect.

It's still a better excuse than Grow's actual reason - researching Florida's "handstand your ground" employment law.

Grow admitted to leaving the child unattended, officials said, but claimed he hand only stopped by the club for a few minutes to collect money he lent to a club employee.

I'll be honest, I'm surprised he could even get that thing close to full mast at a women's softball game.

At least Phil's wife isn't the only thing in the picture that's missing a cup.

If you're a Russian player of any worth, why would you ever stay in the NHL?

[Nods in agreement]

This kid's dream playground: Moore, Oklahoma.

Isn't it mandated that they inform schools they are in the area?

This is a welcome change from having meetings to hold privates at Penn State.

Penn State has always held private meetings in plain sight; they just assume that everyone's looking the other way.

To add insult to injury, these racist pigs also aired this story on the 10pm broadcast, just a couple hours later.

"We are working to determine just where in fact they have buried the survivors."

Big deal—Grant Fuhr could do a whole line by himself.

A bag from Kay Jewelers.