When asked about the potential issues with decreased transparency within state university football programs, Emmitt Smith said he really didn’t see the issue as long as “they just pee sitting down.”

Yann Plan Cooked.

It’s sad that in 2016, people are still literally interpreting Noah’s arc.

KIT SYMONS: We’re going to try to catfish the players.

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You can really tell ‘Melo’s game has evolved as now he’s passing everything - even blame.

I have Sandoval in a rotisserie league and he’s just killing it for me.

Sure, it sounds like SB Nation has put its longform program on hiatus and, for all intents and purposes, actually enacted this plan, but maybe that’s what longform wanted.

When a generally disliked, broken-down Rocket starts to incessantly finger point and place the blame on anybody other than himself, normally the next step is to make sure he never gets to Cooperstown.

Mother of God.

Jay and Dan are good people, as it Katie Nolan. They all deserve much better.

When Yaya is on his game, there are few better midfielders in England.

I just want to know what kind of intel Hernandez has on David Blatt.

To be fair, even if Hinkie got the meeting, he was just going to trade it for a couple of meetings in 2019.

Endangered species in the ocean and the NBA are a dangerous mix.

The six letters in the name Royals are tied for the fewest in an American League World Series champion since 1991.

[Pelican comes home to find wife reading Deadspin article about his trip to pool]

“I tried to lay on him a few times,” said one Broncos rusher after the game. “I tried to rub my nuts on his face.”

The CIA killed Bob Marley and then had Ted McGinley kill the traditional sitcom.

I Used This One Weird Trick to Know Those Stories Were Fake.