I don’t know what he was expecting.

Emmitt Smith laughed off Carter’s suggestion, noting that you can’t smoke metal and Star Wars isn’t even real.

I think the best part of this picture is just how many different things you see when you look at it more than once.

I think the most unbelievable part of the patrolman’s story is that he didn’t repeatedly shoot Chandler Jones.

He looks like Marv Albert in witness protection.

This morning, NHL commissioner Gary Bettman went on Calgary Eyeopener to discuss the Flames’ proposal

Baseball’s best LAN.

Lauren explained that she and Bobby had been moved by a Radiolab podcast about the transformation of the butterfly in chrysalis, which resonated with them in terms of the transformation that marriage would bring to their relationship.

Jim Tomsula also has a carport.

So the man whom we celebrate, and with good reason, has grabbed a jersey. Congratulations would be in order if he had been man enough to marry the jersey’s hand-stitcher and make a home. This happy occasion is blighted when Cam, whose own parents were married, skips the very basis of being a good jersey-grabber.

I think before the NCAA royally smites Ball, they really should hear Reggis’ side.

He Oddibe careful about that sort of thing.

Did Case Keenum write that headline?

His return to the Bridge with United next season will be a match for the ages.

“All our knowledge begins with the senses, proceeds then to the understanding, and ends with reason. There is nothing higher than reason, except for this air ball.”

After watching this GIF, it’s easy to conclude that Rich Old Guy Performatively Dressed In Casual Wear is your typical square who went and crapped all over what could have been a cool moment with his supreme awkwardness.

The source then clarified that old is, in fact, an acronym for “on lots of drugs.”

Uh, Billy, you’re burying the lede here.

To be fair, you can’t hurry Love. No, you just have to wait.

This is beyond horrifying.