[Gerald Green’s house]

When I got back into the restaurant I received a standing ovation. I was proud. I just showed every man in there I can stand up to bully’s and other men. It was a win for the ladies!

If William Gay and DeAngelo Williams really loved their mothers, they would’ve appeared in Chunky Soup commercials with them.

The jewelery store should have claimed they were worried that he was going to hit his head on the door frame.

[Days earlier]

La Parka: [cums]

Does this GIF mean you’re going to jail, Samer?

Ten-year-old me needed to take three days off of school after the Leafs were eliminated by the Kings in the ‘93 Western Conference final. I was inconsolable.

Curt Schilling’s Twitter account is @gehrig38. Start there.

Bud Abbott: What’s CC drinking?

Maybe somebody more well-versed in this sort of thing can correct me on this, but from what I understand, since this isn’t an SEC-regulated industry, nothing illegal has happened.

Well, colour me surprised.

“I was there for the whole thing and it was terrifying.”

“Beat Ole Piss? You can’t.”

You know what they say: “The hackier the Berry, the lamer the excuse.”

“They told me not to score,” running back Rashad Jennings said.

Hazard, Cesc and a rejuvenated Terry received (and deservedly so) a great number of plaudits last season, but the play of Nemanja Matic was a consistent force in the midfield.

He was just indicating how many of his feet were claimed by diabetes.

Tim Sherwood’s patronus is a dirty diaper in a KFC bucket.

♫ When a cop knocks you down, like you’re some wanted clown/