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This appears to fall under a disturbingly discoloured grey area.

Ms. Palin does understand that this situation arose precisely because Schilling didn’t stick to sports, right?

“I’m searching for a word here,” he said. “It’s unbelievable. It’s incomprehensible.”

“As [offensive coordinator John DeFilippo] talked about, sometimes when a guy drops the elbow and has that three-quarter release, it’s going to put a little bit more pressure on the elbow than it is on the shoulder.”

FYI Barry, the clothier in question provides clothing for most of the male on-air talent at the station.

Jordan Kilganon’s biggest fan?

“Casual intimacy and communal romance” was also the title of the ad in my local parish bulletin looking for altar boys.

“Ooh, I’m really sorry.”

Did Karlos hurt his balls?

Rick Reilly thinks this takedown of Brandt is spicier than shrimp vindaloo!

Meanwhile, Peter King will continue to be fed just about anything by the NFL.

Those are just Wilmer Flores’s tears.

“We’re going to celebrate his life, not the death and other issues.”

That unexpected loss, with the Browns sitting atop the AFC North at 6-3, was the beginning of the end of the 2014 season.

I have nothing but praise for Cena’s in-ring work. He never phones it in and he’s seemingly incapable of having a bad match (Guy’s gotta stop calling his spots so loudly, though). I also love the US Title open challenge.

Stephen A. has longstanding contempt for perpetrators of black-on-black crime.

Upon learning that Ralph was from New Jersey, the arresting officer, Shane Borba said, “Everything adds up” and released her.

Bartolo Colon calls a 20-pound bag of dog food and a nap “Wednesday.”

Indianapolis native Jason Whitlock was dismayed to discover that the jerseys were not, in fact, marinated in hickory.

Look at this fucking (degenerative) hipster.