I gotta say, this interview is probably going to be a small pox on Theismann’s reputation.

“I’m going to die before anyone knows I’m hot.”

And this:

Now there’s this:

Unless there was language specific to Richards in his contract regarding a situation like this, then I can’t see how the NHLPA won’t file a grievance and win.

It’s not really a big deal in England.

Wojnarowski plans to tweet out the gists of every article minutes before they’re posted.

Know your audience.

The boy’s teachers became worried about him after he said that when he grew up, he wanted to be a Sanford, Florida neighborhood watch coordinator.

UNC has vowed to the NCAA that they will look at how a smarter school does institutional control and they’ll copy it.

“Lookin’ good!”

“Blaze, Ya Dead Homie.”

When told of ‘Melo’s plans to purchase the Puerto Rico Islanders, outgoing Hawks owner Bruce Levenson replied, “You can still...buy them?”

Kevin Mitchell nods in approval at this Kat mutilation.

That flatbread delivers a safer piledriver than 99 per cent of professional wrestlers.

“I’m sure he’s fine,” said Eric Lindros to a potted fern.

Colin Cowherd believes this regrettable incident could have been avoided had the wall’s father been present.

I never would have guessed that a spousal-abusing piece of shit would surround himself with an echo chamber of misogyny.

Hearing “SEC” uttered, Dan Gilbert immediately bolted from Quicken Loans Arena.