Come on, Molly.

There was actually better film available, but when it came time for the final edit, they inexplicably decided to leave it in the can.

"He probably shouldn't have taken his brother's bike."

Redacted.

"The second law of thermodynamics basically is the more ways something can happen, the more likely it is to happen."

[Sixers board meeting]

Because Capel wasn't trying to be overtly racist, FOX 8 has only asked her for three-fifths of an apology.

Walker, Ex's Anger.

Self-awareness is survived by his wife, Linda, and sons, William and Chet.

Now that being a Sandy Hook truther is a thing, I would like to announce that I am a Sandy Duncan truther.

Yes, you're right.

I do not envy Bruce Jenner right now.

The problem was, nobody knew jack shit about Motekiai Langi. No grainy highlight reel, no photos of him in a football uniform, no profile on a recruiting website. Nothing.

"Well, my gameplan collapsed. Internally, though. There were no outside factors."

I'm a big fan of what's called paleo-nutrition, so our children eat foods that our ancestors have been eating for millions of years … That's the best way to protect."

What gave Discover the authority to grant exclusive access to the unspeakable horrors of HP Lovecraft's mind?

Bernier is just happy that basketball great Nelson Mandela wasn't alive to see this.

I wonder if Clay Travis's employers at the time in 2010 knew what sort of writer he would become five years later.

Not a particularly attractive suspect rendering.

"Sure, this might be junk science, but you know what isn't? The fact that jet fuel can't melt steel."