According to Lowery, Foscaldo snapped, "That isn't my f——-' job, you piece of s—-," when asked to keep the footballs warm after Jets kickoff specialist Don Silvestri complained the one he used to start the second half was "rock hard."

UNC denies the report, but wonders if The Chronicle has any other reports...like maybe on communications or like Shakespeare. Maybe Othello?

After Rob Bironas, I figured kickers would avoid doing belts of any kind.

Madeleine's video was uploaded to TheFreedomline.com, a website run by Adam Kokesh, an Iraq War veteran and libertarian activist.

"I paid some guys off to get the balls right," Johnson now admits.

I haven't seen this many bombs dropped over sub-par apps since I was in the men's room on Wednesday at Chili's.

It was Jones that made it a big deal. It was Jones that made it an unnecessary distraction and attention grab. And it will be Jones who'll have to live this one down.

I've held different positions, and I keep my spoon in my soup. I don't taste your soup.

I'm a TFC supporter.

I don't want to speculum, but this is going to stirrup some controversy.

Busch said Driscoll had claimed that a female character in "Zero Dark Thirty," a film depicting the CIA's hunt for Osama bin Laden, was a composite of her and other women.

I'm coming.

He's on it.

I'd be pretty embarrassed and ashamed to be Jermaine Cunningham right about now.

Then it's time for the finale. A watermelon is placed above the young dude's head and oh holy Christ he nearly gets a knife put through his fucking eye. The watermelon remains undisturbed.

Won't: Root for team that makes him angry

With Hitchens involved, I figured we'd just get an arrogant denial of the interference's existence and a statement indicating that if you believed that there was interference, you're a simpleton.

"Ooh. Somebody else turned down the Jets. Well, boo-fucking-hoo."

...the woman told investigators when they were dispatched to a home in the 4400 block of Rue de la Harbor about 8:52 a.m., McGregor said.

As it turns out, the boy isn't even a Watt fan. The store had just run out of Rolando McClain posters.