Why are my comments pending now? What the hell kind of nonsense is this?

While we're on that topic, ESPN, Marcin Gortat would prefer not to be called the "Grand Wizard" any longer.

...the fuck?

As of 10:40am et, the test pattern was up 28-0 on Arkansas.

Before I could turn around he was pressed up behind me and against the glass. He started to kiss me and I turned around and pushed him away. He grabbed my right hand and tried to put my hand on his penis area. As I was pulling my hand away saying let go! let go! let go! please let me go! The ding of the elevators…

I have just watched "Crankin' My Hog" five times in a row and tears are streaming down my face.

• ATTEMPTED TO FORCE WOMAN TO GRAB PENIS @ HOME GAME OF DISGRACED TEAM RIFE WITH OTHER DICKS FROM OWNERSHIP DOWN
  

Good Lord...

"Unided? If only."

I'm so sorry for the people of Crete, who don't deserve this and to the island where I was happy with my family and staff.

COVER OF OLD TIME DESK FELL HITTING PENIS

"'Unsuitable benefits?' Haha, no. We call just those 'Garveys.'"

"Always the bridesmaid..."

When asked what substance Suarez was on at the time of the arrest, baffled police offered, "Heck, wine?"

Also not hesitating to make the appropriate business decision if it means Bolting? Richard Greico.

The number of "Redskins" mentions (as well as other terms) would have been a lot higher had Christmas dinner with my grandmother constituted an NFL broadcast.

Oddly enough, Marinelli also received a call from neutral party, Riley Cooper, who also expressed his affinity for Aryans.

"Living on a budget? There's barely any meat on those."

"After a while, they left me alone," he said. "But it was always that elephant in the room."

Kieu was arrested when police couldn't find an FSU student card.