How did people let the rest of the world know they were horrible shitheads before the advent of the internet?

Late Friday, Florida State released the following statement:

This is horseshit.

After John Waters and Divine, it takes balls to still fake number twos.

In his defense, the United group's patriarch said he had drunk "a gallon of ale."

Clients have also requested their ads not appear during Raiders games lest a Raiders fan patronizes their products.

And 100 per cent of the commissioner's office is yellow.

What are you gonna do? Suh him?

Careful. Chad Curtis is doing 15 years for one of those.

Playing at the Ralph, can you smell the alcohol on the field?

Architects are hopeful that this design becomes a new American Standard.

To prove how fake the show is, Mayweather also produced a stack of his unread scripts.

It's pretty obvious that the two teams didn't really want to brawl, but after the first two guys started it, they were obligated to Tagalog.

Jenny McCarthy's solution is to stop vaccinating the balls if the game is too slow.

The Electrocardiogram Slide.

What did you expect from little William Ligue IV?

"Even I think this is fucked up."

The initial thought among the crowd was some broken ribs.

ESPN's camera operators were instructed to pan back a little bit so as to make sure the shot wasn't just too on the nose.

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