Anthony really didn't wanted to do this, but when Dolan asked, he didn't pass out of habit.

When asked about the NFL's personal conduct policy, Emmitt Smith stated that he liked it because having somebody else buy your jimmies is embarrassing.

"And...?"

People knew it was Winston when they noticed that nearby FSU campus police were looking the other way.

If a large group of the 49ers went to Jim Harbaugh and said that they didn't want Ray McDonald dressing (or the Vikes with AP, etc.), would anything realistically change at all?

Former Minnesota Gov. Jesse Ventura also called for Peterson's suspension, not because of abuse allegations, but because he was partially responsible for 9/11.

Just burn the whole thing down.

"Shit, Roger. You don't feed them."

After Goodell suspended Rice for two games in July, this person said, Goodell told several NFL owners that he felt it would have been insensitive to question Janay Rice's story because it would have come across as an indictment of her character.

To clarify, Mike Tyson met with Rob Ford yesterday and declared him the "greatest mayor in Toronto's history."

The best trope in any ad featuring an athlete is the fact that he, at all times, is wearing an indicator of who he is.

"Well, well, well. Look at the little college boy and his fancy letter."

It took the Waldo County PD quite a while to find Minard, but they finally located him near a tree that they had already looked by, right beside a guy in a really similar sweater.

This marks the first time a Fedora didn't just blame everything on women.

- Windermere, Fla. November 26th, 2009

In retrospect, Shaw might have gotten away with his story of a heroic rescue had he not claimed the party was at Tommy Lee's house.

"That's about when I lose interest, too." - Roman Polanski.

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And just when things were going so well for the city of St. Louis.