Even more impressive is the fact that the goal finished off a string of 25-straight passes. That's absurd.

We don't have Hi-C in Canada.

Fuck that guy.

When asked about his opinion on Hamas, Emmitt Smith replied that it's too garlicky.

Jeez, Sergio. Just because you're always the bridesmaid and never the bride doesn't mean everybody else deserves your fate.

You think that's bad? Right afterwards, the Pirates tried to sign them.

I'm not condoning what Russia is doing, but we should be doing more to prevent them from being provoked.

"Guys, what I was trying to say was..."

"If only I fled..."

It can't get any dumber than this, right?

"Just don't get D's and F's, and you'll be fine."

As somebody who's also endured the world of unpaid internships, it fucking sucks.

"You're making a fool of yourself, Steve. There's something called due process and due process ain't those little droplets of water that form on the grass in the early hours of the spring morning. Get a grip."

"I would wear long pants for rest of my life."

When asked if he approved of Rick's dancing, his brother, Tom, just mumbled something unintelligibly.

"'I tore the anus that move. So the pain '

Strangers on a Grain (Alcohol Bender).

Theory: LeBron is the Yellow King.

Snot a terribly professional thing to do.

"You know you aren't—don't you fucking talk back to me today. Get—hey, you wanna look down, then get the fuck out of here. I'll find someone else to pitch tomorrow. You wanna fucking go now? There's the fucking door, son. Get the fuck out if you don't like it."