Jersey of Nash, alcohol consumption of Crosby.

You think that's bad? In 2010, they gave two in five people HIV and only let black people start watching in the last, like, 22-23 minutes.

I'd be shocked if Fiorentina didn't sell high on Cuadrado after the World Cup. He's got suitors from seemingly all over Europe and a good showing in Brazil could mean a huge transfer fee.

The women were told they had a choice between doing cocaine or heroin... they were asked to funnel a beer or take a shot of alcohol, before being blindfolded and led into a room where they put adult diapers on over their shorts.

There is no known cure for hepatitis C, and Nicholson never produced promised medical records to prove it.

This is quite the change from South African runners being the source of harm.

Meanwhile in Boston, an eBay seller named "cardinallaw" has decided to cover up the contents of his items.

The letter reminds everyone that the Clippers have had five African-American head coaches and "scores of African American players."

This man is a violent criminal (allegedly) but can you help but recognize his driving skills?

Strange. Normally, Notre Dame football players are the ones who do the boning without consent.

Scott Brooks was going to throw in that bloody towel, but discovered that it belonged to Tommy "Machine" Gunn and, instead, promptly made a doctor's appointment.

Similarly, "I'm innocent. Poles lied." was one of the more popular Nuremberg defences.

Armenians still contend that nothing good comes from Wild Turkey.

The officer described Symington as "disoriented," but cooperative.

Witnesses say the bar fight before his was significantly more impressive to the point that they're not even sure why a guy who's never won a bar fight before would even start one at that bar.

That's cute. It's like how Aaron Hernandez is always wearing that jumpsuit celebrating Chandler Jones's alma mater.

Eh. Still better than Prometheus.

It's a sad day for print media when headlines are being stolen from Dom DeLuise's headstone.

That now makes two unpredictable dicks that have caused trouble for the Colts this off-season.