Is everybody aware of Petchesky's neck tattoo at all times or are there times where you forget, notice it again, and think "Oh, shit. Forgot about that."?

A testament to failed promises, poor decisions and what could have been.

Though I'm normally a fan of their work, it's times like these that I'm not really sure what Tim & Eric are going for.

Ka-rist. +1

Hurry up and draft me because I want to be there.

I'm just glad Deadspin has never given backward-thinkers like Clay Travis a platform.

Sometimes, you've just gotta surrender to your fate and retreat from comment. It's never cowardly to accept the truth and avoid going to war with it.

It may have been a dick move on McCarthy's part, but there's still something undeniably funny about this scene.

While "pasta in excess" might be a sign of a violation at OU, Shasta in excess is a sign that you're in a grocery store in a shitty part of town.

I haven't somebody back away from a mound so awkwardly since Anne Heche.

"To answer your question, of course I'll ask for Discovery"

"...and honestly, in our production truck out of everyone, there was only one person who asked 'Is this going too far?' We all thought: This is a great, emotional, historic moment. Let it go."

I wouldn't pull any punches because, even if my kid were seven-years-old, he'd deserve to know the truth.

The Bucks could at least have come up with a better slogan than just stealing Ted Cruz's alternative suggestion to the Affordable Care Act.

He's probably better off not having caught him flush. Granat's jaw is rock-solid.

Am I entitled to one mistake, after 35 years?

"I would have said I could fly over a high rise building if I had to!"

After all these years, Cassius Clay remains the best draft mocker.

"Is it too late to say that I, too, was diving for a baseball?" - Louise Woodward

It sucks when you don't get a joke and then get made to look really stupid, eh?