Man, Evan Dando had this guy pegged over a decade ago.

If the shoe don't fit, on the play he must quit.

If you wanna talk "Nightmare Bear," how about Harvey Fierstein in production of Fiddler on the Roof...

That's awesome. +1.

"And?"

"Wait a minute. The pitcher was the target of the attempted murder? Haha, what a world!"

...they decided to ask a handful of NBA players to come up with their own signature smoothie.

Sure, his hand might have grazed his opponent's crotch, but there's a vas deferens between that and an actual shot to the junk.

After the fan failed to diffuse the fog, organizers gave it, along with a pair of roller skates, to a maniacal coyote to aid in its pursuit of a speedy desert bird.

Just why does "Sochi" sound somewhat phonetically similar to "Benghazi?"

Although Killy was unable to influence organizers on hotel upgrades, he did inspire their stray dog strategy.

All of these are still a nice departure from Vancouver's "Dead Olympian" narrative.

In all fairness, the AD is just going along with the long held practice of not compensating students for athletic activity.

Tessler said his client was Scarlet with embarrassment when they labelled McDonald with the "A."

According to Goldey, the anonymous person had told someone, "I don't want my kids around those kinds of people."

Sure, there might be no "Cunty Spunkfuckshitpiss" now, but David Mamet hasn't stopped writing plays yet.

The man said he couldn't really explain it, but the minute he put on the Habs sweater, his first inclination was to get the plane to go down theatrically.

Pictured: Pacman, Blinky

"Sure, they look cool..."

"Ugh. I hate when they stop flushing."