Meh. Better than Tom Stoppard.

DMX's Celebrity Boxing Strategy

Kobe doesn't normally behave like this.

"You think this is bad? Well, how do you think I felt?"

Asked to comment on the animation, George said "That's quite the Take On Me."

Meanwhile, a Spacey, Royals fan was hoping the plot would have a huge twist ending.

Tommy Morrison would have just teleported out of there.

"Alexis has a testicle like this."

"Boston Market? Come on, man."

That's seriously childish.

That's very funny. Actually laughed out loud.

I find myself agreeing with Scott Boras about something.

You see WE do these things because they make us comfortable.

"A Branding exercise gone wrong" pretty succinctly sums up Get Him to the Greek.

Stupid iPhone.

Marques. Duh. Sad.

Wow, he even borrowed Joe Amendola's legal crayon.

It begins:

Learning from Jm J. Bullock, every Monroe now protects himself from harmful risks.

...everybody's back onboard to throat the NFL flameout.