"This is disgusting. There are people named 'Blackmore?'" - Luis Suarez.

The AFL's Gold Coast Suns spent two weeks training at high altitude in Arizona.

"This guy is sick." - Mike Cooper

When did stuffing become a side almost exclusively designated for holiday meals only?

Roy Ellison's uncle, Harlan, called Williams's comments "purely speculative fiction."

Knowing that 90 per cent of what comes out of Dana White's mouth is pompous bombast, the callousness with which he addressed the GSP situation last night even took me aback.

"Yeesh, this is getting ugly." - Rob Ford's lawyer.

"Yeesh, this is getting ugly." - Rob Ford's lawyer.

Goodbye, Toronto's Rose.

So does Mike Pouncey have any friends who aren't dickheads?

Unlike Aryn, it seems that the West Haven PD took a Proactiv approach here.

She said he agreed to let her leave when she agreed to clean up the broken glass.

"When a man goes down and he's not able to get up and you're cheering, that's bad. It's all bad. You don't know what's wrong with him at that point. That could be the last play of his career. You don't know that. And for you to cheer and applaud that, I have no words for that."

If there is a silver lining here, it's that From 49er to Four-To-Niner is a great title for a future memoir.

Just seeing Martinez head towards the mound made Roy Horn shiver.

Salt. The. Earth.

...disseminated malicious, reckless and outrageous falsehoods

Kinda apropos of nothing, but if you wish to take some of your booze into the stadium, I've had some luck with the following trick at Ralph Wilson in Buffalo:

"If you want to fire someone, fire me.''

Strange.