The NFL is going to hell in a hand Busquets.

I'm pretty sure that's the same look that comes over anybody who reads Camus.

Hey, at least this marks a nice change from 15 years of drug claims over Giants home runs.

"Nobody can judge effort ’cause effort is between you and you."

Pharrell Williams: Known for making hits

I can't believe he'd stoop so low as to share a stage with a drug-addled career showman whose entire livelihood is predicated on falsehoods that pander to the lowest common denominator.

If you wanna cop a look at Kevin Smith's penis, he will oblige.

Real Sociodad was the name of Rolf Mengele's memoir.

Interesting that he's claiming that the main event was changed on a whim, since Meltzer and others had been calling the HHH heel turn for over a week.

I think it's nice that the team named itself after the resident who graduated high school without at least one arrest for meth possession.

Never took Martin Lawrence to be a United fan. Cool.

Great. Now I'm laughing out loud on public transit like some kind of raving derelict.

This is great stuff, Tim.

Again with this crap.

Still more tasteful than Cory Lidle's "I AM STEVIE RAY VAUGHN" cover of Baseball Digest.

I'm stuck working tonight on my 31st-birthday, but goddamn, BBC 6 is awesome and keeping me sane.

Man, that's a good tune.

Unrelatedly, a "Wanda Erection" was something Neil Patrick Harris never experienced as a teen star.

Are we positive that the guy isn't shouting "Leroy Jenkins?"

After causing all that ruckus and making a scene, Ehlo wishes he was a little bit banaller.