"When I like to feel allegent, I wear cashmere."

"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Oh, right. This is a Jets game. You are not."

Per the Cleveland Plain Dealer's Mary Kay Cabot.

Alex quietly lifted his voice as his eyes looked through Bobby; as if he was in communion with something Bobby couldn’t see. “I guess I’m learning what’s really important” he whispered. “You are,” said Bobby.

“If there’s anything there for me, it’s a lesson learned that if you make any motion with either hand, that’s it.”

And I really, really don't want to wait until Monday.

Keep this off social media PLEASE!

Ehlo probably wouldn't have resorted to reckless burning if his wife gave him a little more TLC.

If Breaking Bad has taught us anything, it's that anybody named Skyler is human garbage.

"No homo stuff, and you should be fine."

All that hard work for nothing, Brad Paisley and LL Cool J.

Now if only fans would stop giving it inexplicably high TV ratings, maybe we could kill the damn thing.

Fitting, since his game is aleing.

Burnett's temper is legendary.

Big deal. This guy's beard carried three kids.

When Marrone was hired, he was made available to Toronto media and not the local guys. This really has the makings of a contentious relationship from the get-go.

"And I went on and on and on, probably dropped a few F-bombs. And that was it."

Shad Khan must be feline pretty awful.

DMX @DMX

"Manager-Umpire Argument or Rejected David Mamet Dialogue" is a fun drinking game.