This is the correct take.

Fuck your team and any happiness you derive from them. Fuck Penn State.

Not even the welfare of children

What remains defeated are all the children who were raped with full knowledge of everyone in the ranks of the Pedophile State University system. Until the football program is cancelled and the stadium burnt to the ground, everyone loses.

“We couldn’t find a date that worked for both parties,” he said. “We tried about eight or nine dates and between they couldn’t work out that date, we couldn’t work out that date, so – we would have liked to have gone, but not going.”

nah, best thing to do is constantly point out that the President of the United States is a fucking horrible human being and unfit for the role that his idiot supporters have stupidly voted him into.

Goddamit. Joke/my head/WOOOOSH.

Republicans might by a black man’s shoe, but racists don’t. He’s not losing shit.

Considering nobody buys Steph’s ugly ass shoes to begin with, I’m leaning toward this being a non issue.

This seems like a non-story. The ceremony would probably have happened in the middle of the week when school is in session, and you just can’t expect UNC players to skip classes.

shit, when did football get taken off the list of sports? did it take chess, bowling, and poker with it?

Sir, this is a Wendy’s drive-thru.

“I don’t see why not.”

I greatly appreciate the constant shots of the Golden Gate Bridge and San Francisco during commercial transitions before they cut back to Santa Clara.

I have some words of advice to give to the horse. In times like this, look to the words of the wise prophet Soulja Boy and “Superman that hoe”.

It is my most fervent wish to throw out a first pitch. I will fling that ball in there at 85+ and everyone will be like “lol wtf why didn’t you kick that.”

Wow of all the slips. It’s diabolical and far too subtle to have been on purpose, right?

rapidly devolves into a violent nightmare of cannibalism, cultism, and genocide, gruesomely parodying the narrative of Christianity, from Genesis to the gospels.

Wow, you are a dick. You aren’t just paying for the food. You are paying for the wages of the person who chopped the onion and cilantro, and the person who carried it out to you with your taco. You are also paying the wages of the manager who takes inventory and orders stock so you can have whatever your little heart…