You will find there were a lot of centrists trying to awkwardly make themselves fit into the social structure here, all the while bitching about it.

Weird, I had absolutely no problems doing any of this on launch day. I waited until 6pm Pacific time but I was able to: sign up, install the Roku app, change my password, create multiple profiles, edit those profiles, find and add content to a watchlist, and watch things without any problems. I don’t have particularly…

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This is mostly true. I’m a bit torn.

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

MLB instructed the home team to wear alternate jerseys so the president is the only obvious white national in the stadium.

Not to compare him to The Boomer’s Favorite, but if he’s going to have a terrible born-again period like Dylan, at least he appears to be speed-running it.

Meanwhile, I’d just like to remind people what it was like to have a GOAT who could genuinely laugh at himself:

No shit. Magary’s take that he got fucked over is total weak sauce.

The school has retained an independent counsel to investigate allegations of unwanted hugging of students.

Yeah, sure, but also fuck the Yankees. 

I hope not, but I am beginning to feel that way about any famous man. The decent ones seem like a rarity.

Yeah, but let’s be honest, mediocre QB is a complex concept in the NFL. There are teams like Chcago or Buffalo who would probably kill for a mediocre QB at the moment.

genuinely unsure how anyone with any reading  comprehension could come to this conclusion

“Here’s the thing: I’m friends with George Bush,”

Took what to mean that? There is nothing anyone said that would indicate it was some random moment of her getting stuck in the same luxury box with a former president (which is not a thing that happens by the way, you probably know when you are going to be hanging around with a former president). In any event, it’s…

“bad luck.”  I mean, she’s friends with the guy. She said so herself. 

You don’t wind up sitting beside a former POTUS by accident. Ellen went to the stadium knowing she was going to hang out with GWB and that’s okay.

I’ve heard it described as a state corporation, with the businesses as subsidiaries and no citizens, just employees. Sounds accurate.

Probably because he’s a conservative hack dressed in libertarian clothes trying to get black people to buy into supply-side economics, racial pseudoscience and the merit myth.