As someone who is vulnerable to this disaster (ie: someone who isn’t poor but isn’t comfortably wealthy enough to be invulnerable to these shocks) I say-go fuck yourself for thinking that what happens to people like me isn’t important as long as it hurts Trump.

Get outta here, furry.

He was on suicide watch alright. Let's all watch him commit suicide. 

I’m currently feeling not “extremely online” enough to figure out what exactly the fuck this article is supposed to be.

well, he’s dead now, so that helps the cause

It would be so great if she did not also have some, shall we say, questionable views about science and medicine.

This obsession with Hilary is the longest Trump has ever been faithful to one woman.

Ahem. 

I’m genuinely not even sure what she is trying to say here.

Because if she says “I condemn that and have voted for and even sponsored legislation to that effect,” that’s going to suffice? She won’t just be asked the same question a month from now, just like she hasn’t been asked it time and again, most of the time in bad faith?

starring this because out of all the “no, U shut the fuck up” comments this is the best one

Secretary Sundowner you’d better take care.

He feels shame, you see, because the Secret Service aborted the trip.

Actually, two (house) or six (senate). So, on average every four years.  Which is what I was saying. Yeah, that’s the ticket. 

The other problem with relying on wealthy donors is that you risk more Sheldon Richardson situations coming up, in which their slant on stories (or even refusal to print certain ones) start to seep into the final product. Not that print media is unique to the problem, of course.

Until a person who has committed an offense has actually acknowledged what they’ve done, apologized, and made every effort to make amends, I refuse to accept them as a fellow human. I don’t care if it’s cutting me off in traffic or murder.

Manly Man Men do this, of course.

Which is why Godwin himself said his law doesn’t work in today’s society, too many Nazis walking around.

That tronc logo now looks like Thanos is snapping them out of existence.

I’m betting that Freeman, who is mentally sharp as a tack and has never shown any signs of memory problems for who is almost 80 is suddenly going become a forgetful old man and lose the ability to answer in coherent sentences when asked about his actions.