MattieSilver
Mattie Silver
MattieSilver

I don’t get it though, when did “unlimited data” mean “unlimited LTE data”? your title is correct, as Verizon’s marketing. Our spoiled population just assumes its LTE and then whines when we hear its cut off possibly at 22GB. seriously, what are you doing at 22gb?

Thank you for stripping video and audio quality? Thank you for a CEO more interested in trolling on twitter than in improving his network? Thank you for dropped calls and shitty data speeds?

I’m convinced that this is their plan. When summer comes and it’s mid july and they do something terrible, America will be like “eh I can’t fight anymore I have a cookout this weekend.” I can’t tell you how many normal people think that everything will be ok and that things won’t get that bad.

The idea of school children having to possibly go through nuclear fallout drills in 2017 has really forced the point of how bad we’ve failed them

nah

Yes!

There, there. It’s going to bs okay, punkin’.

It’s splits like this that make me really nervous. I’m getting married in a few months, and if there’s anyone in the world that I believe I can go the distance with, it’s my fiance. That said, I’m well aware that love isn’t actually all you need, and sometimes even relationships with strong foundations crumble.

That’s really not helping their case.

Yeah, no. She’s like barely above average IMO, and that aint worth her brand of crazy fuckwittery.

this is for the people that didn’t know they needed to see Mark Davis’ hair on Sheldon Adelson’s head.

Did saying that out loud really help you feel better about yourself? Fuck off.

Otherwise known as “The Scott Mitchell Gambit.”

We all know Brissett will be fine with 3 days of practice and will go 32/34 with 378 yards and 6 TD against the Texans on Thursday because Belichick.

This is fucking fabulous. I have never loved Deadspin more.

It's a disgrace that Larry Wilmore got cancelled but Noah didn't.

It’s not smart to protest against systematic injustices against black people in a non-violent manner?

So a year and a half later someone comments something completely irrelevant, then two years later you show up to defend him? Because I thought the Dallas-Fort Worth Airport not having free WiFi was shit? Jesus Christ you Dallasites are insecure.