Who “Actually”s the “Actually”s “Actually”ing the “Actually”s?!?!?

Weird how this will likely amount to a wet fart’s worth of media coverage outside Splinter et al., but any time a liberal with a platform calls a conservative an asshole we get treated to eighteen New York Times long reads about The Tao of Toxic Liberalism in the Age of Incivility.

Shocker! Guy Who Joked About “Raping Beautiful Women” Is Kind Of A Turd

On top of that, New York City was unaffordable for most to begin with, as opposed to Seattle previously existing in that gray area mostly found in large Southwestern cities now where it wasn’t Tulsa but also wasn’t quite (insert unaffordable large city here). The fact that commentators keep talking about how Amazon…

Wait, this isn’t about Tad Devine?

It’s all fun and games until Nixon getting PBS’s predecessor killed happens again.

Perfect example. The Las Vegas Review-Journal is little more than native advertising (remember that term? whee!) for Adelson’s casino conglomerate these days.

This is the logical end result of putting uninformed/willfully ignorant folks who can’t rotate PDFs and think that some random asshole from the peanut gallery commenting on something constitutes “trolling” and deserves a response in charge of digital operations/governance anywhere.

It’s amazing how it’s gotten so profoundly bad these days that I don’t see fellow liberals screaming “HAHA U SED NAZI! GODWINZ LAW! UR BEING HISTRIONIC LOL!” like they seemingly all were in the Gawker comments whenever Trump said something shocking just a few short years ago.

We’re going to vaporize half of all existing papers for the good of the other half. It’s all on the up and up and very well thought out, we swear.

My money is on Chris Pratt or Lin-Manuel Miranda.

Truly, it is amazing what one women will see.

Ah, yes, the Cosby defense.

Gotta carry on her father’s legacy and be the most incorrigible prick possible.

Does this mean we can all stop referring to her as “AM Joy” at all times like she’s a venerated 70s experimental jazz musician?

Do you think the term “corporate welfare” is offensive, too?

The Hannityville Horror?

That’s one way to take the piss.

LA’s subway is pretty solid for what it is (source: heavy subway/light rail rider for the year I lived in LA; was lucky enough to have an office near a Metro station). The main complaint/punchline is that it doesn’t go anywhere, due in part to the efforts of Henry Waxman and other NIMBYs decades ago to block its…

Haven’t you heard? The demand for high-rise condos in Barstow is positively YUGE!