Now his on-air F-bomb total and career home run total are equal.

Yes, most meatloaf has gluten-containing fillers in it that make life that much more miserable for those of us with actual Celiac disease, Overgeneralizing Dipshit.

I really enjoy the fact that we’re living in a time where the Wizards, Hawks, and Warriors are all viable basketball teams.

Remember that time a quarterback from California named Aaron Rodgers fell all the way to a basically decent team with a glaring hole opening up at quarterback because of pre-draft chatter about how Jeff Tedford hadn’t blessed him with the “intangibles” required to succeed? I do, and from my couch in Milwaukee it was…

There might be a scattering of ‘late-night’ bars, but the vast majority of bars I’ve seen living here (including all the ridiculously glitzy ones in Hollywood that fulfill every stereotype of LA in existence) close at 2 AM. Liquor stores can technically remain open until 2 AM, as well, but often close earlier. LA’s…

Bars in LA close at 2 AM. Is that considered ‘late’?

I was recently laid off from a company only tangentially related to gaming/game development without warning and my situation's laughably small potatoes compared to the stories told in this article. My heart goes out to these people.

I love Billy Butler because he's a throwback to all the roly-poly weirdos my baseball-loving father waxes poetic about.

I'd say the Pokemon games in general (R/B/Y, at least, and certainly G/S/C) are melancholy; most of Nintendo's tentpole franchises are. Super Mario 64 is tragic as hell.

It's going to work out. Humorous as that recent SNL skit about how Marvel can't fail was supposed to be, I'm inclined to believe it's true.

Lifelong Midwesterner here. Missouri is gross and most hatred of the state is completely justified.

No, no, no, no, no. Haven't you heard? Queen Bey is the greatest best person in the history of time. Such icon. Much wow.

See? This is what happens when you put Shinzo Abe back in power.

We'll go with that.

My father always looooved Rick Majerus. I'd figured it was because they were both big dudes from Wisconsin, but now it all makes sense.

Literally or figuratively?

I take precisely one (1) non-shitty photo of an entree when I'm out at a nice restaurant before putting my tiny camera away. I like to give restaurants I've enjoyed positive reviews online because I live in a large city where said review sites are infested with obviously-fake terrible reviews for just about every…

This will be, in all likelihood, the greatest thing I read this decade. Thank you for that, sir.

We ate these partially frozen in my day and LIKED IT, young Timmy!

This. I visited a Waffle House in my Dad's hometown of Hagerstown, Maryland (home to the exact same types of characters one would find parodied in Squidbillies) a few years back and got to overhear a conversation involving a long-haired dude with six teeth promising to "come back later to give y'alls the what-for".…