How cavalier of you!

I thought it was the Cavity Creeps!!

This should have more stars!

Electric parking brakes are one of those things everyone’s going to so they can stick a bunch of “driving aids” on the car.

Spring compressors.

Nope, I’ll let the shop change out my struts, thanks.

I am terrified of jack failure.

MEIN GOTT. Did the German engineers design the transmission in a Munich beer hall during Oktoberfest?

That’s because they’re too busy rolling in profit from selling extended warranties on Camrys and Accords.

Including baby formula!

That’s always the worst situation when your boss makes you (and the company) look bad to clients by shooting off some BS. Hopefully you can pull the client aside and laugh about it a bit.

“Why would a person wearing a T-Shirt that says ‘Genius at Work’ spend all day watching children’s cartoons?”

i usually bet them money.

Leather and a beak?

As an automotive engineer I see stupid/wrong comments all the time, I just ignore them unless they’re egregiously wrong or are otherwise harmful advice.

They are not necessarily stupid bit misinformed about a topic they don’t know.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt.

Pretty sure that’s a Lambo dude.

I always find it a bit sad that the ads during that show are often for “cash 4 gold” scams or cheap medical products that are basically defrauding medicare. You’d think they would have a little perspective.